In a restaurant, two Jewish businessmen cross paths.


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One of the two Jewish businessmen suggests they meet for lunch at a restaurant.

The first says, “I’m going to give you a good bargain. I visited the town where the circus spends the winter when I was in Florida. By coincidence, I picked up an elephant. I could give it to you for a grand total.

After taking a taste of his martini, the other guy said, “What are you, crazy? With an elephant, what will I do? My residence is a condo. I can hardly fit my furniture in here. Not even an end table fits in there. I’m going to purchase an elephant, then?

“I could let you have three of them for two grand,” stated the first merchant.

The other person said, “Oh, you’re talking now!”

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