A couple was on their golf outing. Once they tee off, one drive will go left and one will go right. Her ball is discovered by the wife in a buttercup patch.
She snatches a club and swings fiercely at the ball.She hacks the crap out of the buttercups in the process of hitting a gorgeous second shot. A woman suddenly materializes out of nowhere.
She glances at her and adds, “It’s not easy for me to get to her golf bag.Mother Nature here, and I’m not happy with the way you handled my buttercups. You won’t be able to tolerate the flavor of butter after this.
You will have extreme nausea and physical illness every time you consume butter. Then, just as swiftly as she emerged, the mystery figure vanishes. The wife cries out to her husband, shaken.
Where’s your ball, hello? “This way, in the willows,” The spouse yells back, “AVOID HITTING THE BALL! AVOID HITTING THE BALL!
To find out what your family and friends think, kindly SHARE this news with them on Facebook. Visit our website for more Stories, Comics, News and Entertainment.
0 Comments