He writes his wife a letter demanding a divorce, and when he gets her insightful response, he immediately regrets everything he said.


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A humorous story is always welcome in a world that can often appear gloomy, serious, or dull. Some stories simply speak to your heart.

This should make you laugh, even if you haven’t read it before. And it will undoubtedly make you laugh once more if you have.

Drama, retaliation, and an unexpected conclusion are all components of an engaging story.

It begins with a husband’s letter requesting a divorce from his wife. However, his wife’s astute response is what makes everyone laugh the most.

To my wife,

This letter is my way of telling you that I will never be seeing you again. I have nothing to show for the seven years that I have been a nice man to you. The past two weeks have been really difficult.

The final straw was when your manager contacted to inform me that you quit your job today.

You didn’t even realize I had a new haircut, had prepared your favorite meal, or even donned a brand-new pair of silk boxers when you got home last week. After watching all of your soap operas, you immediately fell asleep after eating in two minutes.

You no longer claim to love me, and you have no desire for sex or anything that would bind us together as husband and wife. Either you no longer love me, or you’re cheating on me! I’m leaving the case.

Your former spouse

P.S. Don’t look for me. Together, your sister and I are relocating to West Virginia!
Enjoy your wonderful life!

To My Former Husband,

Receiving your note has brightened my day more than anything else. Although you and I have been married for seven years, a nice man is very different from what you have been.

I love watching my soap operas because they block out your incessant complaining. Unfortunately, that doesn’t work.

When you got your hair trimmed last week, I did notice, but my first thought was, “You look just like a girl!” I didn’t comment since my mother taught me that if you can’t say something kind, you shouldn’t say anything.

I quit eating pork seven years ago, therefore you must have confused me with MY SISTER when you prepared my favorite dinner.

Regarding those new silk boxers: I hoped it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning, but I sent you away because the $49.99 price tag was still on them.

I still loved you and thought we could still work things out in spite of everything. After winning $10 million in the lottery, I quit my work and purchased two tickets for us to travel to Jamaica. But you were gone when I got home. I suppose everything happens for a purpose. I wish you the happy life you’ve always desired. According to my lawyer, the letter you drafted guarantees you won’t receive any money from me. So be careful.

Your Ex-Wife, Signed, Free & Rich As Hell!

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