This man enters a bar while carrying his golden dog. “Hey, if my dog talks for you, can I get a drink on the house?”
“Pets cannot speak. However, I’ll offer you a drink if you can convince me that yours does. I get to kick your ass if I don’t. The guy says, “Okay.” He looks over at his dog. “All right, dude. Tell me – what is on top of a house?”
“Roof!” The man turns to face the bartender, grinning. “That’s not speaking! Any dog can bark! “All right, kid. How does sandpaper feel, please? “Hard!” “Mister, what the hell are you trying to pull?”
The man responds, “Okay, okay.” Please allow me to ask one more inquiry. Alright, friend, tell me, who is the best baseball player in history. “Ruth.”
After giving the man a severe beating and throwing him onto the bar’s sidewalk, the bartender also lets the dog go next to him. The dog gets to his feet and surveys the man.
“Jeez. Could I have mentioned DiMaggio instead?
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