A woman is taking her daughter to a playdate in her car. The young child asks, “Mommy, how old are you?You shouldn’t inquire about a woman’s age, honey. It’s not polite,” the mother replies. “All right,” the girl replies. “What is your weight?”
The mother responds, “Now really, those are personal questions and none of your business.” Unfazed, the girl queries, “What made you and Daddy decide to separate?”
The companions begin to play, and the irate mother exclaims, “That’s enough questions, young lady!” before turning to go. “My mom refuses to share any information with me,” the young child tells her buddy.
The pal says, “Well, have a look at her driver’s license.” It resembles a report card with all the information on it.
“I know you’re 32,” the girl tells her mother later that evening. The mother asks, “How did you find that out?” seeming surprised.
The girl continues, “I also know you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is horrified and queries, “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?” The girl exclaims, “And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce,” with triumph.
“Oh really?” inquires the mother. “Why?
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