“This 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something New…”
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going...
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A couple was on their golf outing
A couple was on their golf outing. Once they tee off, one drive will go left and one will go right. Her ball is discovered...
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The fat cow give you … –
The chubby cow gives youWhat does the chicken provide you, kids? asks the teacher. “Meat,” exclaimed the student. Teacher: “Excellent! What has the pig given...
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A little boy was at the supermarket checkout with a huge box….
At the grocery store, a young child was checking out with a large detergent package. In an attempt to be nice, the checkout girl asked...
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A Lawyer and a Blonde
On a flight from Los Angeles to New York, a lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other. Shall we play a game,...
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I was experiencing issues with my computer.
I requested 14-year-old Joseph, who lives next door and has a bedroom that resembles Mission Control, to come over over the phone. Joseph made a...
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God makes clear the distinctions between men and women.
God had almost finished creating the human race. Although he was mostly happy with his job, he still had two pieces left. He reasoned that...
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In a restaurant, two Jewish businessmen cross paths.
One of the two Jewish businessmen suggests they meet for lunch at a restaurant. The first says, “I’m going to give you a good bargain....
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A married man and his secretary were affair
There was a wild affair going on between a married man and his secretary. They rushed over to her apartment one afternoon because they were...
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Dirty Laundry
A young couple relocated to a different area. While having breakfast the following morning, the young lady notices her neighbor hanging the laundry outside. She...
