A woman chose to get a facelift in honor of her birthday. She invested $5,000 and was quite pleased with the outcome.
On her way home she stopped at a clothes boutique to look around. She asked the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind, but how old do you think I am?” as she was heading out.
“Roughly 35,” was the response.
With much happiness, the woman stated, “I’m actually 47.”
She asked the same inquiry of the order taker at McDonald’s when she walked in for lunch after that. He said, “Oh, you look about 29.” in reply.
Feeling fantastic, she exclaimed, “I am actually 47!”
She posed the same query to an elderly man as she stood at the bus stop. “I am 85 years old, and my vision is declining,” he retorted. However, there was a certain method to determine a woman’s age when I was younger. I can determine your exact age if I put my hand up your skirt.
There was no one around, so the woman answered, “What the hell?” and allowed him sneak his hand up her skirt.
The elderly man felt about for a time before stating, “Okay, You are 47.”
The woman said, “That was wonderful! How did you accomplish that?
“I was behind you in line at McDonalds,” the elderly man retorted.
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