I told the cabbie I was in a rush when I got into one.

The cabbie said there was no problem and began speeding through the streets. We came upon a yellow light, and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection. I said, “Hey, should you slow down a bit?” He replied, “Don’t worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way.” We then came upon a red light, and once more, he sped through the intersection. I’m now really worried for my life, so I said, “Would you please drive more carefully?” He replied, “Don’t worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way and we have been fine.” Then we came upon a green light, and the cabbie screeched to a dead stop. I became curious, “Why are you stopped at a green light?”