God had almost finished creating the human race. Although he was mostly happy with his job, he still had two pieces left.
He reasoned that he might as well ask Adam and Eve since he couldn’t decide how to divide them between them.
You’ll have to choose who gets what out of the two things I have for you. The capacity to urinate while standing is the first thing.
Adam cut him off, saying, “Oh, please give that to me! If only I could accomplish that! It appears to be exactly what a man need to possess. Please! Please! Please give it to me.
He continued to bounce up and down like an ecstatic young boy.
With a simple grin, Eve informed God that Adam was welcome to take it if he truly desired it.
So God endowed Adam with the capacity to urinate while standing.
Adam was so ecstatic that he just began towhizz around, writing his name in the sand, zooming along the edge of a rock, and then using his device to “do the helicopter.”
“Eve, look! I’m a sprinkler!”
God remarked to Eve, “Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck with the last thing I have left,” as they laughed at him.
And Eve said, “What’s that?”
“Brains,” declared God.
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