That was a gift that you ought to have received.

A couple was going to commemorate their golden anniversary.

After much deliberation, their three affluent and successful children decided to honor their parents with a Sunday supper.

They were all late as usual and gave a variety of reasons why. “Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad,” the eldest boy said.

I apologize for being late. I simply didn’t have enough time to get you a gift.

“Don’t worry,” Dad said. “The fact that we are all together is what matters.”

The second son was too busy to get you anything when he arrived, saying, “I just flew in from Los Angeles.” I’m sorry.

The father remarked, “It’s nothing, just glad you could be here today.” The daughter showed up.

“Happy anniversary! I apologize, but I was out of town and forgot to bring a gift. “I really don’t care, at least the five of us are together today,” the father repeated.

“Listen, you three, there’s something your mother and I need to tell you,” the father remarked, setting down his fork during supper.

We arrived in this nation desperate and broke. We managed to raise you and send you to college in spite of this.

However, we never did get around to being hitched. Together, the three children exclaimed, “You mean we’re BAST**DS?” as they gasped.

Yes, the father replied. “And affordable ones, too!”

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