In a bar, three men were talking about

In a bar, three men were talking about coincidences.

“My wife was reading a “story of two cities” and she gave birth to twins,” the first father stated.

The second man said, “That’s funny; my wife gave birth to triplets while reading ‘The Three Musketeers.'”

I have to run home, good god, exclaimed the third man.

“When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves,” he screamed in response to the question of what the issue was.

Joke number two: A man enters a hamburger restaurant

A man enters a hamburger joint and places an order for a standard meal.

The waitress later delivers his dinner to him.

As he bites into it, he finds a little hair inside the hamburger.

There’s a hair in my hamburger, waitress, he starts screaming angrily at her. I insist on seeing what’s happening!

The waitress then leads him back to the cook’s location, where, much to his dismay, he witnesses the cook crush the beef patty beneath his armpit.

That’s disgusting, he says.

“You think that’s disgusting, you should see him make donuts,” the waitress continues.

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