One evening, while the elderly woman walked her dog, a young man grabbed her pocketbook and fled. When they raced over to check on her, a couple across the street announced that the cops were on their way. The elderly woman grinned and remarked, “It’s not really a huge deal. I bring my old purse so I can store my dog’s waste till I get home. Just picture the thief’s shock upon opening the purse.
When a man returns home, his ten-year wife has already packed her luggage. “Where are you headed?” he inquired. “To Las Vegas!” was her response. I’ve discovered that some men will pay me $500 in cash to provide the services I perform for you without charge. After giving it some thought, the spouse started packing his luggage. She cried out, “What do you think you are doing?” “I’m accompanying you to Las Vegas… I’m curious how you plan to make ends meet on $1,000 annually.
A young man in a red Mercedes pulled into the old lady’s parking space. She was upset and said, “I was going to park there,” to him. That’s what you can accomplish when you’re young and intelligent, he smugly answered.
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