A man is attending his high school reunion with his spouse.

At the wife’s high school reunion, a married pair was seated at a table as a very inebriated man slouched down opposite them. What about that woman? inquired the wife.

The spouse answered, “Yes.” “That’s the woman I used to date. She didn’t stay sober following our breakup and immediately began drinking. “Good lord,” the spouse answered. “Who knew that much celebration could last?” These next few jokes are really funny.

Bee Language

The bee signed up for a language class; why? because it desired to become familiar with the terms and engage in deeper hive discussions!

Atomic Barbeque

Thus, Einstein, Heisenberg, and Schrödinger enter a BBQ. Heisenberg overlooks the momentum of the sausages, Schrödinger delivers a cat in a box, and Einstein just keeps crashing everyone’s party with relativity.

Gnomes in Zen Gardens

Why did the gnomes in the Zen garden organize a meditation group?

Because they desired gnome-enlightenment through the most gnome-wide means imaginable and to discover their inner gnomes!

Pirate’s Encrypted Chart

“Between the palm trees where the moon and sun meet, dig for riches” is the riddle on a treasure map that a pirate discovered. He dug all day, developed a blister, and then realized it was all merely a lesson in palmistry!

Baker Traveling Through Time

The time-traveling baker returned to the eighteenth century, but why? Go make some revolutionary buns and knead some historical dough!

Ardent Ghost

Why did the ghost of the gardener succeed so well? because it knew how to “spiritually” tend to the plants and had the best “grave” growing recommendations!

Alien’s Updated Phone

Why did the extraterrestrial update its communication system? because it desired to stay “intergalacti-connected” and explore the Wi-Fi hotspots around the universe!

Chicken’s Comedic Stand-Up

What made the chicken turn into a stand-up performer?

Because it always had a cluck-worthy punchline ready and had a penchant for shattering yolks!

Shopping Trip on Mars

For what reason did the Martian visit Earth to shop?

since they had heard our malls were absolutely out of this world and featured the newest “interplanetary” fashion trends!

Contemplative Squirrels

What makes squirrels wonder about the purpose of life?

Due to their infatuation for introspection and acorn-troversial conversations!

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