An unhappy young woman returned home from her date.
“Jeff proposed to me an hour ago,” the daughter said to her mother.
Then, her mother questioned, “Why are you so sad?”
Since he also admitted to me that he was a doubter. He doesn’t even think there is a hell, mom.
“Marry him anyway,” her mother retorted. We will demonstrate to him how mistaken he is between the two of us.
Joke number two: A man got on the bus.
A man climbed aboard the bus, stuffing golf balls into both of his front pants pockets, and sat down next to a stunning—you guessed it—blonde.
The bewildered blonde continued to study him and his protruding pockets.
She gave him several of these looks before he finally answered, “It’s golf balls.”
Still, the blonde kept her eyes on him thoughtfully and eventually, unable to hold back her curiosity, inquired.
Is the pain comparable to that of tennis elbow?
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