An elderly woman is stopped by police for speeding.”Good afternoon, ma’am. Could you show me your registration and license? Silently, the elderly woman gives these things to the policeman. The officer watches the elderly woman as he reaches for the documents.
She was quite ancient, not just elderly. She was probably in her mid-90s. The officer was surprised that she was speeding so casually. He discovers that the elderly woman has a concealed carry license while going through the paperwork.
The officer asks if the woman is carrying now out of pure curiosity. She complies, reaching for her purse to show a revolver chambered in 22 caliber.
The officer is amused and surprised by this since he never would have imagined that this little old lady would be carrying heat. He asks her since he had a feeling she might have another. She nods in agreement before reaching for the center compartment, which houses a snub-nosed pistol, between the driver’s and passenger’s seats.
The police was astounded to see an over 90-year-old woman driving around brandishing these weapons. He inquires simply, “Are there any more?” based on another intuition.
The elderly woman takes out a Colt 45 from the glove compartment and nods, saying there’s only one left.
Although piqued, the officer’s curiosity remained unfulfilled. “Lady, what in the world are you so afraid of?” he asks the elderly woman.
“Not a God damn thing,” she exclaims as she turns to face him and gives him a death stare.
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