“What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” the impoverished man queries the wealthy one. The wealthy man responds, “A Mercedes and diamond earrings.” “Why are you getting her two gifts?” inquires the impoverished man. “Well, if she doesn’t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them,” the wealthy man remarks. The impoverished man gives a nod. The wealthy man then queries him.
“So, this year, what are you getting your wife?”
After giving it some thought, the impoverished man responds,
“Dildo and a pair of slippers.”
“Why those two things?” inquires the wealthy man.
Astutely, the impoverished man responds, “This way, if she doesn’t
as the slippers, she is capable of f*cking herself.
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