A blind man enters a restaurant and takes a seat. The owner, who doubles as a server, approaches the blind man and gives him a menu.
I apologize, but I am blind and am unable to read the menu. Just bring me an unclean fork from a past client. I’ll take a whiff before placing my order.
The proprietor, looking a little perplexed, approaches the stack of dirty dishes and takes up a greasy fork. He comes back to the table of the blind guy and gives it to him.
The blind man inhales deeply and presses the fork to his nose. “Ah, yes, mashed potatoes and meatloaf is what I’ll have.”
The owner considers this unbelievable as he makes his way to the kitchen. The owner’s wife happens to be the cook.
He informs her about the recent events. After finishing his dinner, the blind man departs. When the blind man comes a few days later, the proprietor serves him another menu by mistake.
“Remember me, sir? It’s me, the blind man. I apologize for not recognizing you. I’ll fetch you a soiled fork. The proprietor gets a filthy fork and gives it to the visually impaired man.
The blind man takes another deep sniff and remarks, “That smells great.” Macaroni and cheese with broccoli, please.
The owner informs his wife that he would test the blind man the next time he comes in, walking away in shock that he is playing tricks on him.
After eating, the blind man walks away. The owner notices him coming this time and rushes to the kitchen when he comes the following week.
“Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man,” he says to his spouse. Mary yields and gives the fork to her spouse.
The owner is waiting, preparing, as the blind man enters and takes a seat. “Good afternoon, sir. I’ve already prepared the fork for you and I remembered you this time.”
After placing the fork up to his nose and inhaling deeply, the visually impaired man remarks, “Hey, I didn’t know that Mary worked here.
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